I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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