awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
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Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
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What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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