Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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