Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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