Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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