Will you blow on my dice?
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Of course I have a pirate flag
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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