You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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