You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
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just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
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Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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