So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
