I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
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well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
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The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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