i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
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Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
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I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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