Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
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i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
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This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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