dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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