Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower