real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.