Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
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Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
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O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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