every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
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so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
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Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes