no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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