The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
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Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
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I think weed is turning my hair brown
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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