I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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