Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
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You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
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His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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