if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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