Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I touched a dick in church today
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