Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.