At least make sure they are 18
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN