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• (516): View more from New York

  A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  get to allyx's house asap

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  Ok is everything ok

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  Yeah, theres just lesbians

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  omg yes on my way

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd

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• (360): View more from Washington

  So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again

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