Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
25 Facts Men Don’t Know About Women Until They Live Together
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
These 19 People Imagine Others When Banging Their SO
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.