I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
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And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
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I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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