Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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