I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
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Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
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He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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