Me. At least after what I've been through.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
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i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
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That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
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