yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
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yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
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He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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