I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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