is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
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