Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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