i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Can i not drive my cunt home
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
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Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
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Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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