Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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