I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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