there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
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He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
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The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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