good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
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My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
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She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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