chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I think i got beer on your cat.
Randomize