do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
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Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
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He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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