you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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