Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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