I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
nutella sex= disaster
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
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Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
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I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize