you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
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& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
There r osticjed everywhere
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
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I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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