I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Dear god my vagina.
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