Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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