he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
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Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
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Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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