Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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