This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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