another moral hangover. fuck.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
