I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
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I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
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She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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