just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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