Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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