erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
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She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
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You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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