I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
the day after is always just damage control
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
Randomize
