i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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